Bubbles In My Beer Ringtones

Tonight in the bar alone I'm sitting Apart from the laughter and the cheer Scenes from the past rise before me Watchin' the bubbles in my beer Visions of someone who loved me Brings a lone silent tear to my eye And I know that my life's been a failure Watchin' the bubbles in my beer I'm seeing the road that I travel A road filled with heartaches and tears And I'm seeing the past that I've wasted Watchin' the bubbles in my beer Visions of someone who loved me Brings a lone, silent tear to my eye And I know that my life's been a failure Watchin' the bubbles in my beer

There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You are on my lonesome mind Into these last nine beers I have shed a million tears You are on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep drinkin' until I'm petrified And then maybe these tears will leave my eyes There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind Last night I walked the floor, and the night before You were on my lonely mind It seems my life is through and I'm so goddam blue You were on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep drinkin' till I can't move a toe And then maybe my heart won't hurt me so There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind Lord, I've tried and I've tried But my tears I can't hide You were on my lonely mind All these blues that I've found Have really got me down You are on my lonely mind I'm gonna keep on drinkin' till I can't even think 'Cause in the last week I ain't slept a wink There's a tear in my beer 'Cause I'm cryin' for you, dear You were on my lonely mind

Oh, dearly beloved We are gathered up in here today To join in holy monogamony This dear feller And this ol' gal he brought with him The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed The lovebirds were dressed in white and black The preacher turned to the groom and asked Him to slip the ring on her left hand He turned to his best man And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" I now pronounce you, your They cut the cake and they poured champagne They mock-paraded and formed a train They crashed right into the groom's old flame As she came crashin' in The new bride was kinda green And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, honey" "Here, hold my beer" When the cat fight broke up, the band broke in Did some hagglin' and hankerin' some cash When somebody's cousin that nobody knew Yelled, "What's with this hillbilly crap?" You could've heard a pin drop And then, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "Somebody, hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" Yeah, no, no, just hold it, no I wouldn't give it and then tell I didn't like it Oh, it's gone now Never ask the preacher to hold your beer